The Reason I Went For

I Couldn't Care Less About Sex Unless I Meet Someone Who I Think Is Wonderful.

My Food Demons Are Chinese Food, Sugar, Butter.

For Some Reason I Am One Of Those People Who Act Like They Were Born And Raised During The Depression.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.