The Religion In Scotland Is

As Soon As I Got Successful, The Scottish Press Started Picking On Me. It's Something They Reserve Just For Me.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

Nothing Means Anything Here. When They Pull Down An Outstanding Building, No One Objects. Oh, Maybe There's A Wee Protest From Some Collectors Or Something Who Take A Picture Of It Before It Vanishes.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

Acting Is A Different Discipline. On Stage I'm Free To Say What I Please. But The Change Is Very Good For Ya.