The Religion In Scotland Is

Heckling Is An Act Of Cowardice. If You Want To Speak, Get Up In Front Of The Microphone And Speak, Don't Sit In The Dark Hiding. It's Easy To Hide And Shout And Waste People's Time.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather - Only The Wrong Clothes.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

I Was Brought Up As A Catholic. I've Got A-level Guilt.