The Rewards For Being Sane

I Wish I Could Have A Little Tape-and-loudspeaker Arrangement Sewn Into The Binding Of This Magazine, To Be Triggered Off By The Light Reflected From The Reader's Eyes On To This Part Of The Page, And Set To Bawl Out At Several Bels: More Will Mean Worse.

How Wrong People Always Were When They Said: 'it's Better To Know The Worst Than Go On Not Knowing Either Way.' No; They Had It Exactly The Wrong Way Round. Tell Me The Truth, Doctor, I'd Sooner Know. But Only If The Truth Is What I Want To Hear.

Sex Is A Momentary Itch, Love Never Lets You Go.

Only A World Without Love Strikes Me As Instantly And Decisively More Terrible Than One Without Music.

It Is No Wonder That People Are So Horrible When They Start Life As Children.