The Role Of Humour Is

Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist; It Is Merely Dehydrated Sea.

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

Ethnically, The Germans Are Teutonic... Being Made Up Of Vandals, Gepidae, And Goths, All Of Whom Emigrated - South From Sweden In About 500 Bc; Why They Emigrated Is Not Exactly Clear, But Many Scholars Believe It Was Because They Saw The Way Sweden Was Going, I.e. Neutral.

There Are Many Mysteries In Old Age But The Greatest, Surely, Is This: In Those Adverts For Walk-in Bathtubs, Why Doesn't All The Water Gush Out When You Get In?