The Rolling Stones Are So

I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be Such A Commodity Among Adults. And Now It Is.

In My Opinion, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Find A Person Who Loves You For Exactly What You Are. Good Mood, Bad Mood, Ugly, Pretty, Handsome, What Have You, The Right Person Will Still Think The Sun Shines Out Your Ass. That's The Kind Of Person That's Worth Sticking With.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

When You're In A Competitive Environment, Always Give Out The Impression That You Don't Care. It Makes People Want You More. If You Act Desperate, It's Over. I Think A Passive Attitude Is Helpful. It Comes Naturally Because I'm Lazy.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.