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Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People Are Adorable.

I Drink For The Honorable Purpose Of Getting Bagged.

A Lot Of People Say, 'well, I Like A Challenge. 'i Don`t Like Challenges. Life Is Tough Enough Without Any Challenges.