The Secret Of Toe Cleavage,

Men Tell Me That I've Saved Their Marriages. It Costs Them A Fortune In Shoes, But It's Cheaper Than A Divorce. So I'm Still Useful, You See.

I Am Insecure. Everyone's Insecure.

My Shoes Are Special Shoes For Discerning Feet.

I Saw These Girls Like Sherilyn Fenn And Lara Flynn Boyle That Should Be Working Now Instead Of These Anonymous Girls. They're All The Same.

I Think I Make Shoes Quite Okay.