The Shortest Distance Between Two

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

To Look Like You Are A Real Sports Fan, When There Is A Game On Tv Just Yell, Oh, Come On! Every Now And Then At The Tv.

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

At The Battle Of The Bands The Loser's Always The Audience.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.