The Situation In The Film

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack Is Dizzyingly Brilliant. Mark Leyner Is A Hyperkinetic Shaman, Who Flies The Banner Of Rum And Candy And Writes Like A One-eyed Feral Bandit. His New Book Is Supremely Original, Delirious And Synapse-shattering.

I Force People To Have Coffee With Me, Just Because I Don't Trust That A Friendship Can Be Maintained Without Any Other Senses Besides A Computer Or Cellphone Screen.

I Was Never Into The Popular School Or Clique Or Anything. Then I Started Doing Movies When I Was In High School, So Then I Got Popular. Then The Girls Paid Attention To You Who Didn't Before.

The More You Expose Yourself As A Celebrity, The Less Interesting You Are To Watch In Your Work, Because If You're Putting Yourself Out There All The Time, You're Not Holding Anything Back.

Acting Can Be Pretty Challenging. I Can't Say Making A Romantic Comedy Is Challenging, But To Do Anything Well, You Have To Put Yourself Into It.