The State Of The Union

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

Admiration: Our Feeling Of Delight That Another Person Resembles Us.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

A Girl Never Cares Who Casts The First Stone At Her -- As Long As It's A Diamond

The First Requisite For A Good Cup Of Coffee In The Morning Is To Get Your Wife Out Of Bed.