The State Of The Union

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.

Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And Three Months Late In The Fall.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

Conscience Gets A Lot Of Credit That Really Belongs To Cowardice.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.