The Suicide, As She Is

Having Got Into Bed And Turned Out The Light, I Quietly Burst Into Tears Because I Am Not A Good Person. As They Came And Went For Some Minutes, I Was Concerned With The Words Following 'because' In The Previous Sentence, Rewriting Them Over And Over In My Head Until They Seemed To Be As Close To The Truth As It Was Possible For Me To Make Them.

The Helpful Thought For Which You Look Is Written Somewhere In A Book.

I Should Like A Parsley Sandwich. To The Best Of My Knowledge They Are Not In Season.

My Mission In Life Is To Make Everybody As Uneasy As Possible. I Think We Should All Be As Uneasy As Possible, Because That's What The World Is Like.

Interviewer: What Is Your Greatest Regret? Gorey: That I Don't Have One