The Teachers Don't Know Anything.

I Hear This All The Time: 'obama's Policies Aren't Working.' He Hasn't Been Allowed To Put His Policies Into Place.

I'm Staying In A Strange Hotel. I Called Room Service For A Sandwich And They Sent Up Two Hookers.

Guys You Have Way Too Much Invested In Sport. Guys You Are Not The Tenth Man. You're A Machine For Turning Beer Into Piss That's What You Are!

I'm A Pessimist By Nature. A Pot Head, But A Pessimist.

There Are Two Things That You Have To Lie To Get Through. One Is Politics, And The Other Is Marriage.