The Test Of A First-rate

Of All The Inhabitants Of The Inferno, None But Lucifer Knows That Hell Is Hell, And The Secret Function Of Purgatory Is To Make Of Heaven An Effective Reality.

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

Prepare To Live By All Means, But For Heaven's Sake Do Not Forget To Live.

Mother Is Far Too Clever To Understand Anything She Does Not Like.

Good Taste Is Better Than Bad Taste, But Bad Taste Is Better Than No Taste.