The Test Of A Real

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

Great Art Is As Irrational As Great Music. It Is Mad With Its Own Loveliness.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.