The Thing About Canada Is,

I Quite Enjoy Science Fiction.

Seppuku Is Japanese For Ritual Suicide. I Thought, What A Cute Name For A Coat.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

Being Stuck In Airports, You Always End Up Buying Perfume And Sunglasses.

Thongs Don't Show. With Jeans, You're Always Going To Get Panty Lines And I Think That's Just A Big Mistake.