The Thing About Smart People

Over A Very Small Number Of Rolls Of The Dice, The Uncertainty Principle Is Very Important.

Save Water. Shower With Your Girlfriend.

The Universe And The Laws Of Physics Seem To Have Been Specifically Designed For Us. If Any One Of About 40 Physical Qualities Had More Than Slightly Different Values, Life As We Know It Could Not Exist: Either Atoms Would Not Be Stable, Or They Wouldn't Combine Into Molecules, Or The Stars Wouldn't Form Heavier Elements, Or The Universe Would Collapse Before Life Could Develop, And So On...

I’m The Archetype Of A Disabled Genius, Or Should I Say A Physically Challenged Genius, To Be Politically Correct. At Least I’m Obviously Physically Challenged. Whether I’m A Genius Is More Open To Doubt.

[on President Bush's Plan To Get To Mars In 10 Years] Stupid. Robots Would Do A Better Job And Be Much Cheaper Because You Don't Have To Bring Them Back.