The Thing That Enchants Me

The Number Of Lines In Your Forehead Tells How Many Lives You've Lived.

I Can't Grow A Mustache. It's Pretty Sad If I Attempt To.

There Is An Entitlement That Is Starting To Emerge That I Think Is Unhealthy For People And Unhealthy For A Country. ... I Think The Only Thing That Can Be 'below You' Is To Not Have A Job.

I'm From Iowa, We Don't Know What Cool Is!

The Sexiest Thing In The Entire World Is Being Really Smart. And Being Thoughtful And Being Generous. Everything Else Is Crap. I Promise You. It's Just Crap That People Try To Sell To You To Make You Feel Like Less. So Don't Buy It. Be Smart. Be Thoughtful And Be Generous.