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Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

There's One Good Thing About Tight Shoes; They Make You Forget Your Other Troubles.

There Is Not A Whole Lot Of Fun In Medicine But There Is A Whole Lot Of Medicine In Fun.