The Three Most Important Things

God Cannot Alter The Past, Though Historians Can.

I Do Not Mind Lying, But I Hate Inaccuracy.

There Is No Bore Like A Clever Bore.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

Mr. Tennyson Has Said That More Things Are Wrought By Prayer Than This World Dreams Of, But He Wisely Refrains From Saying Whether They Are Good Or Bad Things.