The Time You Spend Grieving

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

The Logic Was, There Weren't Too Many Female Comedians, So I Thought I Might As Well Try A Field That Had Fewer Competitors Than The Field I Was In, Which Was Acting, Singing And Dancing.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

I Never Know What To Get My Father For His Birthday. I Gave Him A Hundred Dollars And Said, 'buy Yourself Something That Will Make Your Life Easier.' So He Went Out And Bought A Present For My Mother.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.