The Token Gay Character Is

I Don't Feel Like There's Any Need To Hide The Fact That I Smoke Pot. It's A Harmless Herbal Substance That Increases Sensory Appreciation.

I'm From The Dirty Depths Of New Jersey.

I've Fallen Prey To My Fair Share Of Moments Of The Phobias Of Others And The Way That That Can Become An Attack.

For A Long Time I Felt Like I Was Fighting My Age, Like I Was Constantly Trying To Prove To People That I Was A Savvy Peer, And I Felt Them Viewing Me As A Kid. I Was A Cocky Kid, And I Felt Like I Was An Adult At, Like, 9, You Know? I Think That’s Because My Parents Always Treated Me As An Adult.

I Think Everybody's Crazy, And If I'm The One Being A Little Direct About It, That's Fine By Me.