The Trick To Writing For

It's Not Always Easy To Identify Your Own Voice. It Comes With Time.

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

The Very Phrase 'oscar Night' Used To Accelerate My Pulse. For One Thing - Dating Myself - It Meant Bob Hope. He Always Had Good, Strong Jokes, That Faultless Delivery, And Always A New Joke About His Own Films' Failure - Once Again - To Be Honored.