The Trouble With Practical Jokes

I Traveled A Good Deal All Over The World, And I Got Along Pretty Good In All These Foreign Countries, For I Have A Theory That It's Their Country And They Got A Right To Run It Like They Want To.

Every Man Gets An Opportunity Once In A Lifetime.

Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

Mothers Are The Only Race Of People That Speak The Same Tongue. A Mother In Manchuria Could Converse With A Mother In Nebraska And Never Miss A Word.

People's Minds Are Changed Through Observation And Not Through Argument.