The Trout In Yonder Wimpling

Some Rhyme A Neebor's Name To Lash; Some Rhyme (vain Thought!) For Needfu' Cash; Some Rhyme To Court The Countra Clash, An' Raise A Din; For Me, An Aim I Never Fash; I Rhyme For Fun.

A Prince Can Mak A Belted Knight, A Marquis, Duke, And A' That; But An Honest Man's Aboon His Might: Guid Faith, He Maunna Fa' That.

The Best Laid Schemes O' Mice An' Men Gang Aft Agley.

Morality, Thou Deadly Bane,thy Tens O' Thousands Thou Has Slain!

Suspense Is Worse Than Disappointment.