The Truth Is, Pavlov's Dog

Suddenly, I Was Thirty, Very Unhappy Entertaining People In Their Forties, And Here Came A Group Of People In Their Teens And Twenties Who Had Similar Anti-authority Problems And Similar Dreams And Wishes, Hopes For Mankind. So I Gravitated Toward Them.

If God Didn't Want You To Masturbate, He Would Have Given You Short Arms.

The Christians Are Coming To Get You, And They Are Not Pleasant People.

I Am Not A Complete Vegetarian. I Eat Only Animals That Have Died In Their Sleep.

No One Has To Come See My Shows Who Doesn't Like Me Talking About White Christians. They Are Free Not Buy A Ticket. They're Free To Leave At Any Time. So I'm Not Imposing Anything On Anyone. Therefore I Feel Free To Cross The Line.