The Twitch Above My Right

When Confronted With A Birthday In A Week I Will Remember That A Book Can Be A Really Good Present, Too.

There Is No Wrong Way To Knit. ... We Should All Agree To Stop Correcting Each Other And Deal With The More Important Issue. How Wrong Crochet Is.

I Am A Person Who Works Well Under Pressure. In Fact, I Work So Well Under Pressure That At Times, I Will Procrastinate In Order To Create This Pressure.

The Only Difference Between An Experienced Knitter And New Knitter Is That The Experienced Knitter Makes Bigger Mistakes Faster. Be Bold; There Are No Terrible Consequences In Knitting.

If You Were Ever Dumped After Knitting A Guy A Sweater, Consider The Possibility That The Problem Was With The Sweater, Not You. The Recipient Probably Took One Look At The Thing, Imagined A Lifetime Of Having To Pretend To Like (and Wear) This Sweater And Others Of Its Like, And Saw No Choice But To Flee Into The Night