The Two Most Joyous Times

How Old Are You? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks Security Guard] Is Seventeen Legal?

She Wears High Tech Devo Suit, She Changed Her Name To Xerox, She Hides Quaaludes In Her Boots.

He (marilyn Manson) Has A Woman's Name And Wears Makeup. How Original.

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.

Scoring High In Procreation, Got An A Studying Female Anatomy.