The Very Best Impromptu Speeches

Despair Is Your Friend In Show Business. I Don't Believe You Can Act If Happiness Is Your Lot. It's The Ups That Keep You Living And The Downs That Mete Out Talent.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

Acting Is The Use Of Human Experience With Talent Added.