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The Childless Experts On Child Raising Also Bring Tears Of Laughter To My Eyes When They Say, I Love Children Because They're So Honest. There Is Not An Agent In The Cia Or The Kgb Who Knows How To Conceal The Theft Of Food, How To Fake Being Asleep, Or How To Forge A Parent's Signature Like A Child.

Nothing I've Ever Done Has Given Me More Joys And Rewards Than Being A Father To My Children.

Kids Need To Remember That When You Put Something On Twitter, It's Not Like Whispering To Your Friend, You've Put It On A Billboard That The Whole World, Including Your Own Kids Someday, Can See.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

Most Fathers And... Mothers. Only Your Grandmother And Ghengis Khan Know How To Do It.