The Way The People Around

Most People Don't Know What It's Like To Stand Up There And Speak Their Mind. I Have A Venue To Do That. I Get Paid To Do That. It's Not Like I'm Doing Heavy Lifting Up There. It's Not Like I'm Solving The World's Problems. It's Like I'm Hanging Out With A Bunch Of People And It's Cool.

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

America, I Appreciate You Liking Me.

I'm Dave Chappelle And I'm A Chronic Masturbator.

My Kids Look Actually Happy. And I Learned Early On That Perfectionism And Parenthood Is A Toxic Combination For Everybody Involved. In Other Words, So Many Things Can Flourish Naturally. All You Gotta Do Is Make Sure The Soil's Right. I View Myself More Like A Guide Than A Ruler.