The Weather Is Here Wish

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

If I Don't Die By Thursday, I'll Be Roaring Friday Night.

I Can't Fax You My Love, I Can't Email My Heart.

If We Weren't All Crazy, We'd Just Go Insane.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.