The Weatherman Is Always Right.

Criticizing Is Easy, Art Is Difficult.

If I Use The Word Romance, Whether It's My Wife Or Not, It Does Not Mean Sex. We Can Use The Word Sex When Sex Is There.

Racial Humor Was About 35% Of My Act When I First Started. But I Realized That It Was A Crutch. What Brought It Home Was When Another Comedian Said To Me, 'if You Changed Color Tomorrow, You Wouldn't Have Any Material.' He Meant It As A Put-down, But I Took It As A Challenge.

Decide That You Want It More Than You Are Afraid Of It.

You Know My Father's Favorite Game? Come Here And Pull My Finger.