The Wife, Or Bitter Half.

Experience Is A Revelation In The Light Of Which We Renounce Our Errors Of Youth For Those Of Age.

Duty - That Which Sternly Impels Us In The Direction Of Profit, Along The Line Of Desire.

A Violin Is The Revenge Exacted By The Intestines Of A Dead Cat.

Condole - To Show That Bereavement Is A Smaller Evil Than Sympathy.

Bigot: One Who Is Obstinately And Zealously Attached To An Opinion That You Do Not Entertain.