The World Can Be Such

You Know Who They're Blaming For Global Warming Now? This Is True. Fat People.

Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.

Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving.

Don't Ever Rope Me In As A Late-night Talk Show Host. I Don't Want To Be One.

Well, Everyone, Welcome To Shark Week. Oh That's On Cbs And There's Been A Lot Of Cutbacks, So It's Just Friday Night For A Couple Of Minutes. And We Don't Have Any Sharks, Just An Immigrant With A Puppet. Hey, But It's A Start!