The World Has Suffered More

Teetotaler, N. One Who Abstains From Strong Drink, Sometimes Totally, Sometimes Tolerably Totally.

Intimacy, N. A Relation Into Which Fools Are Providentially Drawn For Their Mutual Destruction.

There Would Be Far Fewer Accidents If We Could Only Teach Telephone Poles To Be More Careful.

Irreligion - The Principal One Of The Great Faiths Of The World.

An Immaterial But Visible Being That Inhabited The Air When The Air Was An Element And Before It Was Fatally Polluted With Factory Smoke, Sewer Gas And Similar Products Of Civilization.