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I M Human, I M Not Perfect. Although, I Make Mistakes All The Time.

Why Should Any Guy Want To Be Only Friends With A Girl? It’s Like Agreeing To Be Near A Chocolate Cake And Never Eat It. It’s Like Sitting In A Racing Car But Not Driving It.

I Suddenly Leaned Forward,bringing My Face Close To Hers.catching Her Breath,stifling That Laugh And Pink Tongue,she Watched Me Wide-eyed.i Removed The Wallet From My Back Pocket And Sat Down Casually Again. "what Happened?" I Asked Idly. "i Thought...never Mind".she Blinked. Ha,gotcha

Work Hard, But Make Time For Your Love, Family And Friends. Nobody Remembers Powerpoint Presentations On Your Final Day

Pretty Girls Behave Best When You Ignore Them. Of Course, They Have To Know You Are Ignoring Them, For Otherwise They May Not Even Know You Exist.