The Worst Has Happened ...

I Get A Lot Of Letters From People. They Say "i Want To Be A Writer. What Should I Do?" I Tell Them To Stop Writing To Me And To Get On With It.

Ten Thousand Years Of Civilization Shed In An Instant When You Put A Woman Behind The Wheel Of A Car.

I've Had Two Proposals Since I've Been A Widow. I Am A Wonderful Catch, You Know. I Have A Lot Of Money.

We Don't Say A Man's Ill If He's Crazy About Sex, If He Can't Get Enough Sex. Why Should A Woman Be Different?

It's Living - A Broad Spectrum Of Living - That Teaches You How To Live, Not Philosophy. Philosophy Teaches You How To Think.