The Worst Thing About Being

Leaders Should Never, Ever Try To Look Cool - That's For Dictators

My Advice To Anyone Adapting A Novel Is That Once They've Read It And Learnt To Understand It, Then They Must Throw It Away And Never Look At It Again!

The Germans Are A Cruel Race. Their Operas Last For Six Hours And They Have No Word For Fluffy.

Yes, Ok, Farty Is A Silly Word. I Wish I'd Never Used It. I'm 34. Perhaps It Was A Word For My 20s.

This Calls For A Very Special Blend Of Psychology And Extreme Violence.