Then I Lie Down On

Age Is A Terrible Thief. Just When You're Getting The Hang Of Life, It Knocks Your Legs Out From Under You And Stoops Your Back. It Makes You Ache And Muddies Your Head And Silently Spreads Cancer Throughout Your Spouse.

I Tend Not To Think About The Reading Public At All, Or The Business, When I'm Writing.

How Hard Can It Be To Find A Girl And An Elephant For Christ's Sake?

When I First Submerged My Feet Into Frigid Water, They Hurt So Badly I Yanked Them Out Again. I Persisted, Dunking Them For Longer And Longer Periods, Until The Cold Finally Blistered.

When Did I Stop Being Me?