Then Let's Print Up Some

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.

I Went To The Home Depot, Which Was Unnecessary. I Need To Go To The Apartment Depot. Which Is Just A Big Warehouse With A Whole Lot Of People Standing Around Saying "we Don't Have To Fix Anything."

I Have Found When I Look At An Audience That The Expressions On The Peoples' Faces Aren't Always Up To Par With The Sounds That They're Making. A Crowd Can Sound Like They're Having A Good Time When Your Eyes Are Closed But If You Open Your Eyes, The Looks On Some Of Those Faces Don't Equal The Sound.