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It Seems That The Concealed Carry Policy Now In Effect In 30 States Is Unfair To Goblins. They Cannot Tell Who Is Armed And Who Is Not, And When Their Intended Victim Shoots Back It Hurts Their Feelings - Along With Other Things.

What You Do To Prevent Further Felonious Assault, As Long As The Felon Is Still Capable Of Action, Is Justified.

No Sensible Person Ever Opens The Door Of His House Without Knowing Who Is Knocking.

If You Must Use Your Hands, Use Them With All The Strength You Possess... If You Choose To Strike, By All Means Strike Hard.

The Proliferation Of Right-to-carry Laws Throughout The States Has Drawn Plaintive Complaints From The Criminal Element. They Feel That It Makes Their Profession Too Dangerous When The Streets Are Full Of "civilians" Who May Or May Not Be Armed. Poor Babies!