There Are A Thousand Viewpoints

Just Two Days In Manhattan And You Find Yourself Looking For A Place To Wash Your Handkerchief After You Wipe Your Forehead And It Comes Away Black. Is There A Dirtier Or More Fascinating City Anywhere In The Land? The Answer To Both Parts Of The Question Has To Be Positively Negative.

Philosophically, I Don't Like Doing Commercials.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

Satire Of Satire Tends To Be Self-canceling, And Deliberate Shock Tactics Soon Lose Their Ability To Shock, Especially When They're Too Deliberate.