There Are Assumptions Made About

Maybe That Whole Love Thing Is Just A Grown-up Version Of Santa Claus; Just A Myth We've Been Fed Since Childhood. So, We Keep Buying Magazines, Joining Clubs, And Doing Therapy And Watching Movies With Hit Pop Songs Played Over Love Montages All In A Pathetic Attempt To Explain Why Our Love Santa Keeps Getting Caught In The Chimney.

I'm A Sucker For A Funny Script. And Then, As Soon As I Don't Wanna Be, One Comes Along And Grabs Me.

Motherhood Changed Me Because It Is So Fundamental What You're Doing For Another Person. And You Are Able To Do It Even Though It Takes A Lot.

People Are Always Telling Me That Change Is Good. But All That Means Is That Something You Didn't Want To Happen Has Happened.

I Heard That Chivalry Was Dead, But I Think It's Just Got A Bad Flue.