There Are Certain Things Women

I Don't Think I've Ever Seen Pie Advertised. That's How You Know It's Good. They Advertise Ice Cream And Other Desserts. They Advertise The Bejeeezus Out Of Yogurt, But I Haven't Seen One Pie Commercial.

I Cook A Little Bit. I Make A Hungarian Dish Called Chicken Paprikash That's Out Of This World. I'll Give A Heads-up To All Of Your Readers That It Doesn't Have To Be Between Thai And Mexican Every Night. Toss Some Hungarian In Every Once In A While. You Will Not Be Sorry. Good, Solid Peasant Food.

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.