There Are ... Just Two

About Mistakes It's Funny. You Got To Make Your Own; And Not Only That, If You Try To Keep People From Making Theirs They Get Mad.

Your Idea Of Bliss Is To Wake Up On A Monday Morning Knowing You Haven't A Single Engagement For The Entire Week. You Are Cradled In A White Paper Cocoon Tied Up With Typewriter Ribbon.

Writers Should Be Read But Not Seen. Rarely Are They A Winsome Sight.

Christmas Isn't A Season. It's A Feeling.

Housework's The Hardest Work In The World. That's Why Men Won't Do It.