There Are More Old Drunks

When I Started Counting My Blessings, My Whole Life Turned Around.

The Fight To Save Family Farms Isn't Just About Farmers. It's About Making Sure That There Is A Safe And Healthy Food Supply For All Of Us. It's About Jobs, From Main Street To Wall Street. It's About A Better America.

What Goes Around, Comes Around.

Writing Books Is Fun Because After I Do A Show For A Couple Hours, I'm In A Bus For 22 Hours. It's Not Hard For Me To Look Out The Window And Tell A Joke Here And There.

Be Careful What You Dream: Soon Your Dreams Will Be Dreaming You.