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If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!

What You End Up With Is Outrageousness Without The Laugh - Comedy As Electro Shock Therapy.

Certain Things Are Complete Superstition And Have No Validity At All In The Bible. Yeah. They're Just The Antithesis Of Everything That Is Correct Intellectually.

Never Tell. Not If You Love Your Wife...in Fact, If Your Old Lady Walks In On You Deny It. Yeah. Just Flat Out And She'll Believe It: "i'm Tellin' Ya. This Chick Came Downstairs With A Sign Around Her Neck 'lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die.' " I Didn't Know What I Was Goin' To Do.

There Are No Dirty Words, Only Dirty Minds.