There Are No Impossible Dreams.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

When I Was Doing Drugs And Alcohol, I Thought I'll Have A Drink And A Line Of This And I'll Smoke This. I Didn't Go, 'then I'm Going To Go Out And Get Drunk, Come Back Strangle My Wife And Wake Up In Jail On Charges Of Attempted Murder,' But That's What Happened. I'm Not Telling People What To Do. If They Can Enjoy Doing It And They Get On With It And They Can Handle It Fine, But Don't Involve Me. I'm Lucky To Be Alive; You're Playing With Russian Roulette.

I Think War Is Just Part Of Human Nature. And I’m Fascinated By Human Nature – Especially The Dark Side. I Always Have Been. It Doesn’t Make Me A Devil Worshipper, No More Than Being Interested In Hitler Makes Me A Nazi. I Mean, If I’m A Nazi, How Come I Married A Woman Who’s Half Jewish?

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Gotta Believe In Foolish Miracles, It's Not How You Play The Game, It's If You Win Or Lose, You Can Choose, Don't Confuse, Win Or Lose.

Do You Want Me Crucified For My Profanity?