There Are No Woman Composers,

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

Music First And Last Should Sound Well, Should Allure And Enchant The Ear. Never Mind The Inner Significance.

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

Composers And Musicians Have Always Starved And, As This Is A Sentimental Country, We Think The Tradition Should Be Continued.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.