There Are Only Two Sorts

Avoid Wine And Women - Choose A Freckly-faced Girl For A Wife; They Are Invariably More Amiable.

No Bubble Is So Iridescent Or Floats Longer Than That Blown By The Successful Teacher.

The Person Who Takes Medicine Must Recover Twice, Once From The Disease And Once From The Medicine.

A Well-trained, Sensible Doctor Is One Of The Most Valuable Assets Of A Community.

Breathes There A Man With Soul So Dead That It Does Not Glow At The Thought Of What The Men Of His Blood Have Done And Suffered To Make His Country What It Is? There Is Room, Plenty Of Room, For Proper Pride Of Land And Birth. What I Inveigh Against Is A Cursed Spirit Of Intolerance, Conceived In Distrust And Bred In Ignorance, That Makes The Mental Attitude Perennially Antagonistic, Even Bitterly Antagonistic, To Everything Foreign, That Subordinates Everywhere The Race To The Nation, Forgetting The Higher Claims Of Human Brotherhood.